I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar.
Even if I’m wrong.
- Brick on his special talent
“She’s got it all, including 25 MPG highway.
Im. Pah. Jah. Uhpagahs? Impagas.
I’m saying it right, but it just doesn’t sound familiar.”
“On my right is the new Dodge Durango with up to 360 horsepower. On my left is one horse. With one horsepower.
That makes you feel pretty dumb, doesn’t it? This thing is literally 360 times more powerful than you. Look at you, you’re worthless.
There you have it, 360 times better than a horse.
Staring contest, go. I win.”
“I’m the only one who has the guts to tell you about the glove box. Comfortably fits two turkey sandwiches or 70 packs of gum!
Look I’m not lying! Gum for days! Is this a gumball machine, no it’s a Dodge Durango!